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After Talk!!!

The Free Agent Fans and various guest Season 5 Episode 20

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January After Talk, multiple topics, lots of laughter.

SPEAKER_07

And I have more than I am. What's wrong with gray hair?

SPEAKER_02

I feel like she gotta cut it off. I'm I'm with doom. I have.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, so like when your wife just gone green. I love bald pussy, but I fuck a gray pussy too. I don't need they got a fuck. This nigga got a whole gray beard. You think he gives a fuck about great? He just got that like twice ago. It's 2026. I want a little hair on the pussy. If I can have it, I don't want a hair on the phone. That's a little chair right there. Oh, that is that's fine. That's they're tall. Nice of me. You know if you want to pussy don't know bald pussy all the time. I wonder what I had now. First ball? Well, I mean, don't be able to do it. Do it get musty though. It don't get musty. It's cannot be bush. Can't be bush. Salt and pepper on the pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Like like low like cool. Yeah. So but nigga, once you get bush, nigga like this? That was about get musty.

SPEAKER_05

So you want no Reggie Bush on the pussy?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_05

No George Bush on the pussy.

SPEAKER_03

So I can I can honestly say I I don't know. Like I it doesn't matter with like my wife. I don't know what I like. I prefer because I've seen my wife at book. And it doesn't bother me because my whole thing is as long as it don't stink, I'm in there.

SPEAKER_04

Uh it probably gonna stink. I like a little hair. This is like she is she has never stunk.

SPEAKER_07

What's wrong with that? La fade. I ain't gonna like this. She's gonna go to my bar. But it's shave, Jim. It ain't come to the shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, stubble, bro.

SPEAKER_07

Not that's stubborn. You're gonna stubble, but you got like a life, life, but life. That's like close. That's like close to change my wife. Do you shave your twisty?

SPEAKER_02

Not not grievously ever. Like like his hair. Something like that. Like not like his beard. No, not like his beard. But so that's I call I call that hair. I I call that kind of shaved. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Like a little hair, man.

SPEAKER_03

Man, y'all got great. Y'all lies, man. What the fuck y'all doing?

SPEAKER_07

Man, we've been spending the lies. Man, that's that's um character for me. No, I don't spend. But you know what? You know what I do? I drink a lot of water. Do not look great coming in, and like I'm actually working. I do mind every night. I got like one or two. Yeah. I live my life, nigga. All I do is drink a little stress. But y'all firefighters, so y'all gonna be straight. You suck dick for a living. I walk straight. You can always go back to the house. How do you always suck a date? Do you want to suck a date? You want to suck a date? Do you? He can't even answer the question. He can't ask me. I can answer the question. No, no. I do not.

SPEAKER_05

But female niggas that turn me out.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, so now he said none of us turn him on. So wait, wait. Who's offended by that? I'm glad I don't turn him on. Right. I ain't been offended. You see, I wouldn't know. Female niggas. No, nigga, yeah. You said none of you niggas turn off. Right. Just for the record, I hope I don't turn any of y'all off because it would make our friendship awkward. Well, my my say no for a fact I don't turn boss G off.

SPEAKER_01

We've been friends, but I'm saying now I don't know about uh JB, he's silent, but we can do fucking slabby said he none of us turn us off, turn them off.

SPEAKER_07

You suspect nigga. So I don't know about you. I mean a nigga walking around with uh we certified caregivers. That's a job, maybe that's fine. I don't know. Like I I'm pretty sure that you know what? I ain't gotta worry about nobody else with this tight. I don't know. I can stay and take was from you, pumping ass niggas. No, you don't. I got pussy at home waiting on me.

SPEAKER_01

So this one is great.

SPEAKER_07

Chuck Turner Shout out to Shock Ewing Trump Turner My Coach, right?

SPEAKER_06

Trump Newman man yeah, so yeah, man. I don't know. So yeah, what niggas? I'm just glad I'm just glad that I'm just glad. I'll watch Rogan Man.

SPEAKER_05

I'm with you, big dog. It's hard to come here.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, pretty I mean, because dude. Yeah, that's pretty fucking I mean I can't look for the movie, man. You appreciate the art in the movie. Well, you got it dick in the face. This is a dick ice trim. You try to make a thing, Madea movies the good academy of that. That's wonderful. Oh, and here come the gayness. No Madea is his whole gay. Yeah, I can't niggas, but I know somehow. Look at these niggas. Okay. So y'all talk about us about broke back mountain. Right, right, right, right, right. Broke back mountain. Right. Wait, but y'all talking about a nigga in a dress. Nigga? Y'all talking about a nigga in a dress. When you seen this nigga's life in real life, nigga sued for harassing a nigga. Nobody in the movie. Pete Ledger ain't being sued harassing a man. Say that too. Jimmy and Hall ain't being sued for harassing a man. Skyla Perry is being sued for harassing a man. You went in a movie though. Watch that. Hey uh Skyla Perry, if you want to uh sponsor us, I will accept your sponsorship because I mean I don't I don't have no discrimination what you can do with your life. You want to fuck a nigga, you fuck a nigga. Fuck the fuck. Fuck them. Madea movies are gay. Madea movies are gay. It's a man in a dress.

SPEAKER_03

So why black men gotta get an address to get layers?

SPEAKER_02

Well, it's one but that ain't Madea.

SPEAKER_03

Why do black men have to get an address to get a laugh, man? I mean, I mean, look at this dude, man. He runs around in the fucking dress.

SPEAKER_07

How would you make it to Chenny, man? And you find that she find that she fifth a billion dollar imper fucking dress. Okay, but look it wouldn't do it. Look at no. I would not. I would not. Look, I'm still waiting. I'm dead ass stupid. I'm damn too. I'm gonna tell you like that, man. And the reason why. But look, this is the reason why, man. Because Dresla? They want to what they call it demasculate. Demasculate uh the black girl culture. And well, that's you, man, because you gay though. Guess what? But look, some black actors never did it. Sale never did it. The man kissed the man. And that uh that uh uh that that uh Spartakin, yeah, part two. The uh they did back there, he did uh cheat shit, man. Come on, man. He's a grown-ass man. Like he is because he's six something years old.

SPEAKER_03

But I mean I don't know. I didn't even say L.

SPEAKER_07

Jackson never killed him. Will Smith had a dress. He played at uh Will Smith's night. Wesley's Friday's nice. He did two months. I'm trying to get a sued so we can make some money. So if you Wesley Snipes, Will Smith, if you listen to us, you can uh sponsor us. Man, that's blade, man. Blade, man. Them movies was dope. Hell no, man. That's old dog, bro. Hey man, don't put old dog in your mouth like that, bro. Mike, right? Yeah, nigga. Old dog, fuck your ass up, nigga. Omar Epps ain't never did it. Omar Epps never did no gay roles. Mike Lee ain't never did it. What's the dude? What's Cooper Gooden's little brother? He never did no gay. What's the little brother? Comedian that said, Yeah, do the baby boy. Uh the other Omar.

SPEAKER_05

He ain't no big time.

SPEAKER_07

Talking about black actors, man. I'm trying to mean you ain't gotta do that shit, man, to give motherfuckers line the justice and that you ever did to make it fun. This nigga. Cause he's a fan. Yeah, man. He's gay. He might be gay shit, man. Man, it's gay. Lawrence did it. And he did Jerry Foss. He's gay. Oh, is Jeremy Foxx gay? I don't think so, but he could be. I don't think he got gay. He got gay potential. He might be in the game. Everybody could have been in the end. Because they all in the city party. Eddie Murphy. They all in the city party. Eddie Murphy. And Murphy would be caught. He got caught for picking up the city. He got caught in the two. Him. Oh yeah. It's a rumor that he was in that circle. Nigga, they all got fucked. With uh Orsenio Hall. Jewish motherfucker was fucking Murphy. Quincy Jones was breaking him in.

SPEAKER_03

We gonna get sued. Well, we know Chrissy Jones. It's a rumor that he was gay.

SPEAKER_05

Ain't no rumor, nigga. Allegedly. That's what they're alleged.

SPEAKER_07

Ain't no rumor, nigga. He was fucking. Quincy Jones sucked it. Yeah, that's what they say. He did suck me. He did suck us. He sucked it. So well from one to another. Go ahead. Say it again. From one to another. Say it again. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_06

Allegedly, Quincy Jones sucks dick. Allegedly, Will Smith sucks dick. Allegedly, who else sucks dick? What's that dude? The white dude. That fucked all of them.

SPEAKER_07

Cry Davis. Or was the other Jewish motherfucker? He was moving movie or he just got caught up with the women.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you talking about the Einstein. Oh, yeah. That was another motherfucker that was out there.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, he ugly.

SPEAKER_04

He was mad. But I can tell y'all right now, man. Motherfuckers never went out to fucking Heffner, man. Motherfucker, man. He was a motherfucker that king that shit, man. Fucking unaged bitches, man.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He fucked for years. And what's that dude that did the uh bunny ranch? I forget his name. The dude that did the bunny ranch out in Los Vegas.

SPEAKER_07

In Las Vegas, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Legal prostitution.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that's sleepy. Hugh Hefner, man. Hugh Hefner came along at a time where he he knew how to, and he came along at a time where that political right was big. You know what I'm saying? Like in the motherfuckers in his pocket. 60s and 70s, 80s, man. He had the right people in his pocket. He had dirt on the right people. Everybody wanted to be a part of that scene. It's kind of like never touched him to the day he fucking died. That's right. So that's actually a podcast, man. Because like you are mad about the whole R. Kelly stuff.

SPEAKER_04

What's the difference in R.

SPEAKER_07

Kelly and Hugh Hefner? It's not a difference. He's black or Hugh Hefner and uh what's it do? Puff Daddy. No. What's the difference? Big difference in, first of all, he white. First of all, R. Kelly. And see that. Number one, he beat the rap in 2007, 2008. That's true. He went to court, had a trial, and he got acquitted. He did it again. Right then and there, he should have fucking stopped because you gotta understand, you can't do what a fucking Hugh Hefner does. Yeah, right. All the way. Because you don't have those type of people in your pocket. Yeah. But he was illiterate, man. R. Kelly was illiterate. R. Kelly was a victim himself. He was. His sister. His sister was fucking out. Yeah. Him and him, him and the brother. Yeah. It was sad, man. Like I say, man, still listening to R. Kelly. Look, hell yeah. Scotchdale, and they play R. Kelly. I'm like, I can't believe this. They played R. Kelly in the fucking club. I was man, I was jamming like a motherfucker, man. Man, you can some of you motherfuckers were born off R. Kelly. Can man, that dude man, dude, R. Kelly, man.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Dude. His gonna believe that when he gets out, because he's gonna get out. He's gonna get out early. He ain't gonna get out. He ain't gonna get down. Oh man, he's gonna get out, brother. If Trump don't try to come out, he's getting out. How you gonna get out? He's gonna get out. Dude, oh no. Well, Trump leave off with what's important. He's 59 years old. Why it's important? And he just had a medical emergency of that. What's important? He don't get point. Trump gonna get him out though. From one pedophile to another, Trump should have uh gone and partners. Well he might keep he pointing Puppy before he can point him.

SPEAKER_05

Puffy said too much negative shit about he ain't lay Puffy out.

SPEAKER_07

Man, money talk. You think he can point R. Kelly?

SPEAKER_05

Puffin only got four four five months. Well, he only got that much time left.

SPEAKER_07

No, I hear he'd get out before Trump coming out. Yeah, yeah, R. Kelly coming out, man.

SPEAKER_05

Or you gonna or you gonna play Puff Daddy music when he comes out? They still bang still that he's not.

SPEAKER_07

Take that, take that, man. If you don't play he or say what they doing, I'm saying, or you doing it. That's a rap. That's a rap.